January 2011
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Go to Google Images, type in your url, and reblog...
myradishishanging:
sparklelikebowieinthemorningsun:
franktastic:
lolololololol
oh god what
trololol
oh god xD
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Remember when there was a sex riot because of...
here-comes-the-smoulder:
green-suspenders:
cracktastic:
killerquinn:
booyouh0rcrux:
couragebitch:
Blame the sex riot Forgive me, I suddenly feel nostalgic.
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“I play mostly guitar, and I played drums for my brother’s band growing up. I...”
– Darren Everett Criss (via artistic-obsession)
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Best. Omegle chat. Ever.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger: '. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: favorite snack?
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: pudding with whipped cream?
Stranger: it changes though
You: mine are
You: REDVINES
Stranger: REDVINES?!
You: REDVINES
Stranger: REDVINES IS MY FAVORITE WAY TO SAY RED WINES WITH AN ACCENT!
You: FAVORITE AIMEE MANN SONG?
Stranger: REDVINES!
You: REDVINES!
You: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?
Stranger: NO SIR, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
You: in a cupboard under some stairs!
Stranger: OH SHIZ!
You: my aunt and uncle kept me there
Stranger: thats mad lame, i live with my mom and my dad and brothers and stupid little sister
You: but now I'm going to hogwarts, I got my invitation today
You: a bird gave it to me!
Stranger: are you sure it wasnt a half giant that gave it to you ;)
Stranger: WAIT IM GOING TO HOGWARTS TOO!
You: THAT'S AWESOME, MAN!
Stranger: maybe we'll have some classes together
You: that would be totally awesome but I'm not going there for class
You: maybe together we can kick some ass?
Stranger: probably go on all kinds of adventures
You: and solve mysteries and shit
Stranger: and i can bring my pet scabbers!
You: scabbers?
Stranger: yeah hes a rat
You: AH! A RAT!
Stranger: no its fine hes cool
Stranger: hes missing a toe for some reason though
You: strange
Stranger: oh well, what could possibly go wrong
You: no way anyone's going to die
You: I mean.. the headmaster is dumbledore!
Stranger: hes such a class a guy
You: and he's the bravest.. most awesomest... most beautiful wizard...
Stranger: you uh, you really like him eh?
Stranger: i mean, i hear hes gay
You: oh! we're tight, but the scarf of sexual preference said I'm heterosexual
Stranger: that sucks
Stranger: did you hear about pigfarts?
You: what is this pigfarts?
Stranger: pigfarts is on MARS
You: ON. MARS?
Stranger: you know whos the head master at pigfarts?
Stranger: RUMBLEROAR!
Stranger: hes a lion, that can talk
You: a lion?
You: who can talk?
You: I find that to be very interesting
You: tell me more about this pigfarts
Stranger: if youre good rumbleroar lets you ride on his back
You: awesome!
Stranger: so where are you from?
You: me or harry/cedric?^^
Stranger: i was ron and then malfoy, but actually you
You: germany^^
You: and you?
Stranger: usa, new york specifically
You: state or city?
Stranger: state, long island even more specifically
You: ^^
Stranger: which is 30 minutes away from the city
You: jealous
You: so very jealous
Stranger: haha why
You: uhm.. new york?
You: the closest big city for me is frankfurt
You: and that's.. uhm.. one hour away
Stranger: thats fun
Stranger: i actually gotta go but this was fun
Stranger: good look brave soldier
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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alittlebunny:
Sam: Hey, Puck.
Puck: Hey.
Sam: So, uhm.
Puck: What?
Sam: Three.
Puck: What are you talking about.
Sam: Tennis balls. I can fit three in my mouth.
Puck:
Suck. I ship it.
Stranger: hello Stranger: whats your name? You: I’m a sex shark Your conversational partner has disconnected.
that happened twice.
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I had to do this...That's what I'm doing right...
morelike-supermegafoxyawesomehot:
(Promise, last graph for tonight ^^)
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Me watching LotR and being obsessed with Klaine.
sesalina:
AAHHHHHHHH
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sesalina:
Me: just finished watching The Two Towers. Nothing can top a bit of good ol’ ork-massacre.
Boat: KLAINE!
Me: Oh right, yeah. But they could join in! … They’d fit right in!
BOAT. THAT’S ME.
.. but you’re doing another one with both of them, right?
cracktastic:
nerdasaurus-rex:
I so badly want to see Blaine fall for Kurt harder than Kurt falls for Blaine
I dunno, I just wanna see it happen
ME TOO
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why is rachel singing papa can you hear me anyways
I was always wondering that.